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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 00:46
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
How many boxes 600 x 400 x 200 go into a 20ft container?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
Next, they tried...
What ended your relationship with your best friend?
Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
Does Rosemary aroma really improve memory? Here’s what research says - Times of India
Still no good.
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Accidental find in planetarium show could shift scientists’ understanding of our solar system - CNN
So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
Why does the UK Labour MP Jess Philips seem to be such a divisive figure?
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Biotech pauses trial after second patient death linked to gene therapy - The Washington Post
Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
Volcanic gold discovered in Hawaii may have come directly from Earth's core - Earth.com
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
Harvard study says Vitamin D may actually slow down aging - Times of India
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Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)